Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
Dit verhaal speelt zich af in een slaperig, zuidelijk stadje, waar een rustige legerbasis is geplaatst. De commandant van de basis, kolonel Flanders (Don Ameche), wil graag de harten winnen van de plaatselijke bevolking. Hij organiseert daarom een dansavond om het ijs te breken. Wanneer het feest echter uitloopt op een ordinaire kloppartij, verklaart de conservatieve Joe Davis (Tom Ewell) de oorlog aan het leger. Tussen de bedrijven door doet sergeant Shannon Gambroni (Tony Curtis) zijn best om de plaatselijke schoonheid Ramona (Suzanne Pleshette) te veroveren.
Regiseur: Hy Averback
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Brian Keith as Officer Michael M. Nace |
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Tony Curtis as Shannon Gambroni |
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Ernest Borgnine as Sheriff Harve |
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Ivan Dixon as Sgt. Jones |
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Suzanne Pleshette as Ramona |
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Tom Ewell as Billy Joe Davis |
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Bradford Dillman as Capt. Myerson |
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Arthur O'Connell as Mr. Kruft |
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John Fiedler as Maj. Purvis |
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Don Ameche as Col. Flanders |
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Christopher Mitchum as Alturi |
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Jean Argyle as Mrs. Calhoun |
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John James Bannon as 1st MP |
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Stan Barrett as Green Beret Soldier |
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Dorothy Green as Mrs. Kruft |
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John Lasell as Dr. Hillery |
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James Gavin as Helicopter Pilot |
| Crew | Fred Scheiwiller | Stunts |
| Crew | Loren Janes | Stunts |
| Crew | Dick Crockett | Stunts |
| Crew | Paul Baxley | Stunt Coordinator |
| Directing | Hy Averback | Director |
| Sound | Ben Sad | Boom Operator |
| Costume & Make-Up | Robert Bau | Makeup Artist |
| Art | James W. Payne | Set Decoration |
| Costume & Make-Up | Gary Liddiard | Makeup Artist |
| Crew | Larry Hampton | Special Effects |
| Camera | Burnett Guffey | Director of Photography |
| Editing | John F. Burnett | Editor |
| Art | Jack Poplin | Production Design |
| Writing | Hal Captain | Writer |
| Writing | Don McGuire | Writer |
| Production | Fred Engel | Producer |
| Sound | Jerry Fielding | Original Music Composer |
| Crew | Bob Herron | Stunts |
| Camera | Gary B. Kibbe | Second Assistant Camera |